why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
what the omg get it together
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
*Spells Dominos wrong*
The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
He looks at her like she’s his everything.